The newly-found best friends immediately formed a band, and acquired two other members from a local carnival, a lady dressed up as a banana and a stick-banging ninja, who quite unusually was born with a bandana instead of hair.įour years later, Tuomas thawed out an ancient Viking warrior, named Marco the Wielder of Socks and Sandals, who had been frozen in glacier ice for approximately 1300 years. Due to Tuomas' strong Finnish accent, and Emppu's poor grasp of the English language, the phrase "Nightwish" was born. Emppu, already being only 3'9 (considered quite tall for an elf) could not afford to lose any more height and was about to be subject to a brutal, watery death, when Tuomas intervened, shouting "WHITE FISH!". Just as Tuomas was about to explain his vision to the fair-headed elf, a gigantic white fish leapt ferociously out of one of Finland's many lakes, threatening to gobble up Emppu's head.
Yomppu died, tragically.Ī century later, when Tuomas was awoken by true love's first kiss, or rather, a mandolin-playing descendant of Yomppu, named Emppu, the madness had not yet appeared to pass.
On his way to the floor, Tuomas crushed poor Yomppu and fell into a 100-year slumber. However, before Yomppu had time to react to this bout of madness, Tuomas had fallen under a deep stupor. Tuomas, who was being accompanied by his 547-year old elven minion, Yomppu, fell to his knees and proclaimed that Walt Disney had appeared before him and instructed him to form a musical group, the likes of which no mortal man had ever come across before. One such hallucination appeared to young Tuomas on one particularly drunken night in 1896.
Being a country of few people (approximately 12) and little to do, Finland has a habit of causing hallucinations in those that drink from its water.
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